ell, well… How can I tell you that…Basically, right now I’m experiencing a severe coffee overdose. Why, you ask? Well, let me say this – I’m not a coffee drinker. I need a substantial amount of cream/milk and sugar before I can even say that any type of coffee beverage is drinkable.
Yet, everytime when I find myself asked by the waitress or the girl behind the counter what would you like I always say something like “double espresso” or “a big cappuccino”. Every time I regret it. Every time I do it again. Every time I say to myself: “You don’t like coffee, why do you keep ordering it?”…
I think one of the reasons is I like coffee houses, the other reason is that other beverages seem boring. But you drink tea, you would say…yes, I do. But here in Bulgaria the general idea of tea is some dull herbal infusion always served in an unapproriately small cup…Well, things have started to change a bit, but I avoid drinking tea outside home.
I also think coffee is fancy, I’m not sure why…I have to stop thinking that. Coffee is not good for me. Right now I feel all my interntal organs vibrate…I also feel my eyeballs vibrate actually. And I want to chew on all the colour pencils on the table, then snap them in halves and throw them out of the window. Then I might rip all the pillows apart and wrap the entire building in toilet paper…and run around in the rain singing Bulgarian national folklore songs until my lungs pop out…
So, you see…it’s bad. I will not be able to go to sleep tonight until the early hours. I might even have the energy to write something else stupid here…
